In Germany, you can get a much more interesting variety of soft drinks compared to what I'm used to. Here are some of my opinions about them.
Okay, first of all, I didn't buy this. My roomie did, and commented that "it would be perfect for your blog!". Thanks, Erin. I'll get revenge on you eventually.
Evidently, this is supposed to be some kind of horny drink. You can tell by the presence of the 90s porn lady on the lid, and the fact it's called... you know what, never mind.
It tastes vaguely of blueberry and vaguely of vomit. Thankfully, I'm very nostalgic for a 50 cent blueberry and coconut milk flavour store brand energy drink, so this hits the spot perfectly. Erin says it tastes of perfume. 6.9/10. Maybe next I should review one of the strange flavours of Mate Mate available, but I'd probably forget to after drinking Mate Mate.
It has a really nice herbal flavour, this isn't like toothpaste at all, it's very light and calming.
Very good price, and some caffeine too. Not too sweet. I could drink this a lot more. 9/10
There isn't much hemp in this. Or smokey taste.
It tastes a little bit of guava and there's a hit of tea at the bottom of the can. It isn't mixed well.
Very sweet. Nothing like the hemp drink I had in Austria, which tasted and looked like bong water. Not that I'd know anything about that.
I will be keeping the can so people think I'm cool and 90s. 4/20.